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  • I am the alpha male


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    Girls want to fuck me. Guys want to fuck me. Rage as much as you like, but you all know that I am superior to you in every way - for I, am the alpha male. You like this girl? She's cute? Sure. She's the one you have the biggest crush on? The one who talks to you every day about her problems? Yeah I'm fucking her. What about the hot girl in school that looks away when you smile at her? The one that always makes fun of you? The one that always asks you for help with her homework? Yeah, I'm fucking every single one of them.


    Wanna know what else? People like you are the people I laugh at the post. Always crying about how girls treat you like shit, when you think you're a nice guy. Well guess what? Every girl you look at, I'm going to fuck every one of them, all at the same time. I won't stop until you finally settle for that 420 pound girl who works at mcdonalds. You can have that one for all I care. I laugh at how superior I am to every single one of you. It's not even me doing this, It's totally the girls. I'll keep that pussy warm for you while you're out there in the corner, crying.

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