Shattered 7 Author Share Posted April 30 5 hours ago, yeeter said: https://www.speedtest.net/ Local High Speed Internet Provider Hi, we're you local High speed Internet & cable provider. Are you looking for a fast reliable Internet connection, A large selection of your favourite HD channels, 24/7 access to the best customer service, all at a fair price? F*ck you You will take what we give you. You will have the option of choosing from several of our completely unwarranted rip-offs, including Internet speeds up to 200X slower then Korea at 2X the price, TV packages with over 500 channels (90 % of which you can't view) and we guarantee a plethora of hidden fees. Then are barely trained technicians will come to install your services somewhere between the hours of 8am and 10pm, nock once wile you are in the shower and promptly leave. And once we do finally get your services up and running, it will be down and limping within 3 hours. indefinitely. Why you ask? Simple, we are part of what is called an oligopoly, it's like a monopoly only legal. You see, in closed-door meetings with four or five of the other major providers, we've secretly agreed not to have different prices, allowing us to completely eliminate any competition and collectively raise our prices to optimum levels. Because we here at your local High speed Internet & cable provider don't believe in customer satisfaction. We believe in money, pools of money. Looking for a better deal? You can obble gobble down our b*lls. Your paying for it. Your local High speed Internet and cable provider. You won't like it and there is no other option 🤓👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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