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    GoldenPanda
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    So I caught this awsome guy named Maxed Cash today, talking to this trial mod, here's what I managed to steal from the ChatBox 

     

    We aught to find this 2147M guy and give him a medal " Biggest and most cleanliest poop at work " award 2015 

     

    Whenever you're on the forums, pop into the ChatBox and say whats up who know's you might find your next GoldFarming method off of just people's ideas bouncing about, or you might meet your future gamer partner Who Knows ? FIND OUT NEXT TIME when you join the " ChatBox" ( All terms and conditions apply, fees are standard rates + any additional operator fees) 

     

    But on a serious note " Chat " can be found at the top of browser page. 

     

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      2147M
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      Has entered the room
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      zomg max cash ploxie
    • 2:15 PM
    • photo-thumb-1445.jpg?_r=1426236825Stormscythe
      ;Ã¥
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      Lolwut
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      :P *
    • default_large.png2147M
      :)
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      im bored and i need a poo at work
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      help me
    • 2:20 PM
    • photo-thumb-1445.jpg?_r=1426236825Stormscythe
      I hate that lol
    • default_large.png2147M
      l0llllllll
    • photo-thumb-1445.jpg?_r=1426236825Stormscythe
      I never poop at work
    • default_large.png2147M
      i do
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      i kinda like get 20k tissues and wet the tissues and clean the surroundings
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      and then firmly push my ass against the toilet seat and let that poop flow
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      and i've got another 25k tissues wet ready to wipe dat ass clean
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      and then not forgetting more tissue to wipe my little friend down and finally dry it
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      rinse and repeat if you think you missed a spot
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      LMFAO this is how bored i am !!
    • photo-thumb-1445.jpg?_r=1426236825Stormscythe
      Holy shit a huge process you do at the bathroom lol
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      How about public restrooms? Must be 50k?
    • default_large.png2147M
      nope kitchen
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      and yeah 50k
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      i end up having to call the helpline for more tissues
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      Lmfao kitchen
    • photo-thumb-1445.jpg?_r=1426236825Stormscythe
      lol
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      911, I'm in the public and have to take a massive sh*t
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      What do I do?
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      Well firstly you should prepare yourself to be mentally scarred for life as you will have to reach down in the toilet bowl and wipe as much of that good stuff off as possible, then you will flush , once you can confirm the cleanliness of the water dip your hand in that and proceed wiping your ass as you flush so you get a squeeky clean bum hole
    • 2:30 PM
    • photo-thumb-1445.jpg?_r=1426236825Stormscythe
      Jesus how do you use a toilet?
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      well i stand on the seat backwards
    • photo-thumb-1445.jpg?_r=1426236825Stormscythe
      o.O
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      with the hope that my little friend will get a bit of the splashing action
    • photo-thumb-1445.jpg?_r=1426236825Stormscythe
      Well this escalated quickly
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      ahaha
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      happy to help,
    • 2:35 PM
    • photo-thumb-23.png?_r=1427335424James
      l0l
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