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    now it takes a week to become a microsoft employee getting paid 100k+ a year average?

    $100k/yr is jack shit if you want to live any sort of fun life. After taxes + living expenses + mortgage + car payments on a car you can't afford + pornhub subscription you're left with a few k.

     

    And yes I do work with clients who have microsoft employees, it's amazing what someone can get into when their not limited by what society thinks they can do. I even email the CMIO of a semi large hospital back and forth daily discussing the details on an app I'm creating for them. What have you done, jerked off in your moms basement to stack overflow posts?

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    and just because you said it doesn't take a week to become employee

    Just because you say it, it's true, eh? Let me guess, you habe friends or know people that work there now? Please, if you did, you wouldnt be so illiterate.

     

    speaking of illiterate

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     habe Yeah, because I said it doesn't take a week, it must NOT be true, right? On average, it takes only a week to get any programming job, eh?

     

    And I'd much rather go around making typos than making my own programming terms that not only make no sense, but are pretty damn funny in themselves.

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    speaking of illiterate

     habe 

     habe 

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     habe Yeah, because I said it doesn't take a week, it must NOT be true, right? On average, it takes only a week to get any programming job, eh?

     

    And I'd much rather go around making typos than making my own programming terms that not only make no sense, but are pretty damn funny in themselves.

    Speaking of illiterate you got some comma splice errors in there.

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    $100k/yr is jack shit if you want to live any sort of fun life. After taxes + living expenses + mortgage + car payments on a car you can't afford + pornhub subscription you're left with a few k.

     

    And yes I do work with clients who have microsoft employees, it's amazing what someone can get into when their not limited by what society thinks they can do. I even email the CMIO of a semi large hospital back and forth daily discussing the details on an app I'm creating for them. What have you done, jerked off in your moms basement to stack overflow posts?

     

    Meanwhile the median household income is $50k.

     

    If you can't have fun with $100k a year, you're living too large for what you earn.

     

    Hell, even with rent and student loans taking up > 50% of my after tax paycheck, somehow I can still put away a grand a month into my investments and still have money left over to play with my cars or go to bars, etc. Fun money basically.

     

    What the hell are you buying? $2k bottles of bubbly?

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    Meanwhile the median household income is $50k.

     

    If you can't have fun with $100k a year, you're living too large for what you earn.

    $50k is like poverty :(

     

    Don't tell me you don't want a life where you can wake up every morning, jump in your heli, and go waterskiing with some brazilian pornstars in Miami.

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    $50k is like poverty :(

     

    Don't tell me you don't want a life where you can wake up every morning, jump in your heli, and go waterskiing with some brazilian pornstars in Miami.

    i work for google i make like a few of those

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    you're so fucking retarded it's unreal

    http://stackoverflow.com/questions/28140033/always-downing-things-before-learning-the-facts

     

    if you posted the same thing on stackoverflow you'd get NO replies, you're lucky that there are kind people here like me who will actually reply to you

     

    + you would get downvoted

     

    fucking retard

     

    do your research 

     

    suck my dick seriously

     

    https://λ.pw/tgp

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    I'm confused why this thread exists.

    It's the spam forum. But now that you're here, I can see you don't care for how people encourage bad behavior.e bad behavior. I'm confused as to how Dogerina isn't banned yet; that's the real mystery.. I'm going back to OS, this site obviously has nothing under control...

     

    I was on a path towards becoming a dev (Eric like what I had to offer), but with these guys puking up BS all over the site, why would I wanna be a dev here?

    you're so fucking retarded it's unreal

    http://stackoverflow.com/questions/28140033/always-downing-things-before-learning-the-facts

     

    if you posted the same thing on stackoverflow you'd get NO replies, you're lucky that there are kind people here like me who will actually reply to you

     

    + you would get downvoted

     

    fucking retard

     

    do your research 

     

    suck my dick seriously

     

    https://λ.pw/tgp

    You got downvoted? They don't take shit. They don't want little noobs spamming up the site with questions that have already been answered. If you did your research, you wouldnt need to ask it. Told you, wouldn't last 1 day..

     

    And people do reply. We just expect you to put some effort into your question and show some research. Seeing how you don't do research, I can see how you woild dislike that site.

     

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    That's all I gotta say. You've already proven your programming knowledge, which isn't impressive at all. You have shown me time and time again that you have no experience past Java, and that all you do is crack jokes when you're cornered. I'm done, see ya guys

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    And people do reply. We just expect you to put some effort into your question and show some research. Seeing how you don't do research, I can see how you woild dislike that site

    I lost my question asking privilege because I asked things people couldn't do without resorting to a library.

     

    Enjoy OSBot where even less people know what they're doing xD

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